"There's nothing on the telly... again!"
Today's television is as stale as a mince pie on New Year's Day but it wasn't always like that. In the 1950s and 60s television programmes were cutting edge and fresh with such offerings as:
- The Avengers - flashily slick clothes and outlandishly hilarious fights
- Bonanza - remember Hoss and Little Joe?
- The Sweeney - our first taste of grit and realism
- The Man from UNCLE - Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin fighting the International enemy THRUSH. Life didn't get any cooler than that. Check them out on http://www.manfromuncle.org/
Some programmes were iconic. They were ingenious examples of scriptwriting which we can now recite almost in their entirety because we've seen each episode of each series so many times. These include:
- Fawlty Towers - Don't mention the war!
- Porridge - Fletch and Godber getting the better of Slade's screw, Mr Mackay
- Only Fools and Horses - What a plonker!
- Steptoe and Son - with the original dirty old man
- Hancock's Half Hour - especially the unforgettable Blood Donor episode
Why can't the TV Companies give new scriptwriters a break, if not for us then for our children? With so many repeats being shown now, what will be available to watch in 20 years' time? We need imaginative scripts and exciting new programmes so that there can be iconic repeats for future viewers. It's not as if creative writing skills were better in the days of early television... quite the opposite. We now have creative writing courses, including degrees and masters degrees, which specialise in scriptwriting. If you Google 'scriptwriting courses' you get over a million hits.
So, come on TV Companies, give new writing talent a chance. Lay repeats to rest, abandon reality and give us something new and entertaining, something worth switching the computer off for.